03
2020这尿性,像极了我前任
if 2020 was a preson it would be my ex
04
2021第一条规则,别提2020年
First rule of 2021. Don't talk about 2020.
05
我要给2020打史上最差的差评
I'm leaving 2020 the worst review
06
亲爱的2021,
请别对2020说‘看我的’,求求了
Dear 2021,
Please don't tell 2020 to hold your beer. Please.
07
2020最让我满意的地方,就是它终于要结束了
My favorite part of 2020 is when it ends
08
2019结束就是2021年了
-2020呢?这个我们不清楚
it goes from 2019 then 2021 - we don't know this year
09
2020说着‘我知道有个好地方’,然后把我们带到了沟里
2020 was like"I know a place" and took us to hell
010
2020就是那种我都戴上耳机了,还要和我聊天的人。
2020 isthe person who won't stop talking to me after I put my headphones in
011
2020就是掉进眼睛,还死活不肯出来的那根睫毛
2020 is that eye lash that goes in your eye and won't come out.
012
2020就是一个双子座,不解释了,大家都懂哈
2020 is a gemini and i don't have to explain that"
013
我都不想过完这个月,把这一年都扔了吧
I don't wanna finish the month,throw the whole year away
014
2020就像是那种加油站卖的寿司,
吃的时候勉强能接受,吃完就开始肚子痛
"2020 was like gas station sushi. It was fishy but okay at first, then the suffering came later."
015
如果2020年是一种水果,
那应该就是葡萄干。
if 2020were a fruit it would be a raisin
016
我希望我的2020日程本可以退货。
I want a refund on my 2020 planner
017
同意进入2021之前,我需要看看《用户协议》
Before I agree to 2021 I need to see some terms and conditions.
018
2020:长话短说,糟透了
2020:long story short,it was a bad time
019
除非看到预告片,不然我可不去2021
I'm not entering 2021 unless I see a trailer
020
2020......大妹子......你咋这样?
2020 ... girl ... what happened ?
021
2020就该坐在角落好好想想,自己这一年都干了点啥
2020 needs to sit in a corner and think about what it did...
022
想聊聊今年,这点酒恐怕不够
There is not enough wine in the world for this year.
023
所以2020年的新年计划应该是
给我直接滚到2021
So do the new years resolutions from 2020 just like,roll over
024
2021,别再做傻事了
Please do not bring that foolishness into 2021.